A raggedy Northerner who absolutely refuses to listen to all those warnings about monsters and abysses tries to fight his way through hellish hoards of horrors. He fights them on the beaches and in the streets! In his kitchen! He shall never surrender! But at what cost will victory come? Will he be able to hold onto his humanity? "Disgusting, horrifying, never disappointing" (Kyle Wallace, G&B comedy), "Engaging, otherworldly and endearingly morose with an edge as sharp as his tongue" (Sam Rhodes Comedy Explosion).