Kenny Shallows has always dreamt of being a poolside lifeguard. But when he wangles a place on the prestigious lifeguarding course at Hardwater Leisure Centre (largest in Britain if you count the car park!), he finds he is a small fish in a big pond. Hardwater throws every conceivable obstacle Kenny's way, from kiddies stuck in the big flume to a Slush-Puppie nozzle with a mind of its own, from the hunt for a fabled elixir to the pesky windmill obstacle on hole 9 of the crazy golf course. Join tasty new troupe Chuck Salmon for a show that is "a glimpse into the future of British comedy" (TCS).