"Don't you dare kill me! If you kill me, I'll be f*cking furious." As the battle persists between the almost indistinguishable Greys and Blues, the dangerously dumb lead the contractually obligated into a maddened haze of combat and disembodied florists. While soldiers, priests and entertainers roam a battle-scorched landscape, a young medical officer finds herself abandoned and useless, unable to locate the hospital or even the war she was promised. Brighton University Drama Society brings you Tom Basden's biting black comedy.