"The woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best." What do men talk about when left to their own devices? Men who aren't particularly interested in football or cars, aren't into gaming, and aren't very successful with women... In amongst exchanging anecdotes and insults, they might get around to discussing and planning a play. The play might even be good. If only they could agree on what story to tell and how to tell it. After all, why not? An exciting play from Karrim Jalali for anyone who has ever yearned to create or imagine.